Sunday 12 November 2023

Packet #114 - Cheezy Corn Crunch - Spicy Buffalo Wings

 
















Evidence shows that many years ago our ancestors used to chase down wild animals and eat them! Then we decided to stay in one spot and began farming - comfier gaffs and better food. After that… towns, villages and cities formed around farms (easier for trading) and before we knew where we were things got serious and we had magnificent empires! These days we absolutely love big economic trading blocks eg Europe buying and selling things with North America for example. 


Within all this hustle and bustle people like to travel around the world in search of economic opportunities and have a nice safe place to live. 


Some people even like to travel to Ireland in search of such opportunities and it’s within this vast mixing bowl of human life that myself and my two year old son ended up in an Asian supermarket on Moore Street looking for some unusual crisps to review. 


As we stared in wonder at the variety of crisps on display from foreign lands we plucked down a bag of Cheezy Corn Crunch - Spicy Buffalo Wings. 


The design of the bag is intriguing, who is the person on the bag? What are they looking at? Do they feel happy that they’ve eaten Cheezy Corn Crunch - Spicy Buffalo Wings? Or do they feel sad? Maybe this review will shed some light on their situation. 


Opening the bag I obviously had to have a big whiff to get an idea of what was in store. No smell. What? No smell of note. In fact the only the only smell they did have was almost… like paint? Not the most promising start I have to admit. But fearlessly I munched on. The crisps themselves look exactly like Nik Naks, small knobbly looking things. The taste is extreme. Definitely a strong chicken vibe, and not in a good way - kind of like eating a raw oxo cube and they’re spicy! A high 4/5 in the spicy levels. I’m actually not sure these crisps are any good. I’d recommend steering clear. 


Mark. 

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